We've all seen this lists; in fact, there are already some great VOH one
which I'll link to at the bottom. I just felt the need to odd my own inanity to
the bubbling mass of it already rampaging out there. -Anakin Bester
You Know You're Dangerously Obsessed with VOH when . . . . . . .
1) You find yourself threatening enemies with
Bloody Death Eater
2) You practice playing your cello over your shoulder
3) You pay however many dollars a month to RENT a cello just to try to learn
how to play it violin style.
4) You're not satisfied just knowing how to
play that way. NOW you must learn how to control people with your music!
5)
You swear you won't stop playing your piano until a fir bird comes out of it.
6) You do this even if you've never ever ever played a piano before
7)
You used to hate classical music, but now, that's all you'll listen to.
8)
You can no longer keep yourself from laughing when your conductor addresses a
section (Violins! Stop that Now!)
9) God forbid the section should only have
one person in it. (Oboe, you're flat) You've laughed yourself breathless because
of that.
10) You avoid the basses like the plague.
11) One of the
bassists cuts her hair Lute and you scream at her for stealing away poor Lute
until the restraining order is put into act.
12) Guitarists, Drummer,
Bassists, and Vocalists all have restraining orders against you.
13) You've
contemplated dropping orchestra because then you're in league with the Maboku/
Or you've taken up orchestra for that reason.
14) Loose, white pants have
replaced jeans
15) Your history teacher thinks you've lost your mind when
you turn in your paper about the north's motives during the civil war.
16)
You refer to Washington as "the Northern Capital" (Hey, I'm in Texas, it's up
north for me!)
17) To be able to spend quality time with you, your friend as
joined the VOH RPG
18) People have screamed, more than once, "MAZOKU DON"T
EXIST!" at you
19) You insist on carrying three swords with you at all times
20) You act broody and often lament of you parents tragic fate. Nothing,
however, has happened to them.
21) You no longer simply cosplay VOH, your
VOH costumes have replaced all your clothing.
22) Your preacher will no
longer ask you to talk about angels.
23) You claim to be in prison fro 500
years.
24) you name your child after a musical term/instrument after legally
changing your own name to a musical instrument/ term. You get points if you use
the Japanese pronunciation of that term or instrument.
25) You won't take a
car or bus to work/school. It's cow back all the way!
26) You have a sister
who just flies to work or school.
27) You have all 30 volumes plus all the
Gan Gan installments memorized word for word, picture for picture.
28) When
asked to create a historical time line for The Great War, you outline the VOH
plot line.
29) You've scripted out all every BGM song from VOH so you can
play it.
30) You glue a horn on your little brothers head.
31) The
Boogie Bass commercial is funny to you for a completely different reason
32)
You learn to play the lute
33) You chronically capitalize all instrument
names, especially Guitar, Lute, Bass, Drum, Clarinet, Horn and Coronet
34)
You're essay about greek mythology deals solely with how badly the greeks
butchered the Pandora mythos.
35) You suddenly become paranoid of all dogs
and deers
36) You petition the white house to start a "Free Lute" campaign
37) You also write to the pentagon demanding to know what the US army is
doing to protect you from the mazoku
38) When passing Bass outlet store you
feel a compulsive need to go in
39) The RPG _is_ life
40) You begin to
suspect your father of being a psychotic mazoku.
41) you've got it really
bad if you wish your father was one 0.o
NEW!! By Luna no Miko
42) If your
school has a history day(or a day where you can dress up but it has to be
educational), where your have to dress up in a costume for your favorite time in
history... You and your best buddie dress up in your VoH costumes and spend the
whole day parading around school in them... (That was one of the best school
days I've had)
43) During set design class (YAY! I love theater's set design
class) you have to use a box and create a set for your final grade. You create
Sforzendo and get a A+ (My little sister did this one.. of course.. my little
sister is the person who would actually spend 24/7 on a project as such...)
44) Forcefully make your nefew (mine is 5 ^_^) dress up as Trom and beg your
older sister to stay home and you'll take him tricker or treating just so you
can have all the main characters of VoH when going (I was 13... and it was our
last year.. I wanted to go and have a total fun time.), and you can get some
candy in the process... It was kinda mean but he enjoyed it!
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45) Your clown dolls
become a source of fear
46) You spend large sums of money to buy a Lute
because will it's a Lute
47) you repaint and recloth a clown doll to make
your own Orgel
48) And that was an extremely expensive antique clown doll to
boot ^^
49) You absolutely refuse to go on the school field trip to see a
concert at Bass Hall in Ft. Worth.
50) You care/wonder what happens to the
Valkaries when they're not outside Sizer's Flute.
51) When you hear someone
talking about how a Pick is used to strum a Guitar, you think they're making up
a Yaoi coupleing
52) You run screaming when your brother plays the Drums in
a Duet with a Guitar
53) Everytime you see the bookmarked site "Drum Club"
you wonder why your brother bookmarked a shrine to Drum. He doesn't even watch
VOH
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54) When you can name the events of the manga just be hearing the volume number - CardCaptroDrum
55)when you can match the undercover and the volume number whithout evening stopping to think about it -Puu-sama Who would like known that sh'es not just obsessed with VoH, she has many other obsessions too, such as Hellsing.
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